I do believe you brought up the topic to begin with, Major?

[...okay, he's just teasing now, though at the very least it's a bit gentler than most of the things he does that constitute teasing, especially in your direction.]

But I suppose we'll see how long we can remain agreeable here, won't we. I won't be too optimistic - I expect we'll be at each other's throats within the week - but hope springs eternal and all that.