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First Tactic | Voice

This is Major Miles from Amestris... In this land known as Johto now.

I'm looking for information about the creatures of this land. Especially small blue round ones.

...Also, I'm looking for a man with an X-shaped scar across his forehead. Let me know where he is, if he's here.

Miles, out.

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... Pardon me, but did you say Amestris?

Edited 2012-01-28 23:48 (UTC)

I did. From Briggs, in particular.

Ah! How nice! A Major from Briggs. I've heard it's quite cold up there.

It's something you grow accustomed to.

...Are you from Amestris too then? Or have you simply heard?

[ Panning the video out a little further to show his uniform.

Also, there is a tiny Eevee napping in his lap. ]

My apologies! Lt. Colonel Maes Hughes here!

["Major Miles," huh? Never heard of him. But the man with the X-shaped scar? Now he's one Archer is familiar with.]

I haven't seen Scar here. If he is here, he hasn't made use of the network.

[Have a smarmy smile!]

I am Colonel Frank Archer. Pleased to meet you, Major.

[That military uniform should make it obvious; Archer's also from Amestris!]

[no you are dead what the fuck.]

...Can you repeat that for me, please? Sorry, I don't think I heard correctly.

[ Blink. ]

Lt. Colonel Hughes.

... Do I know you?

Hm. Then I think I'll need to explore.

[He recognizes you and that uniform. Enjoy the Ishvalan on your video screen, by the way. He does, however, salute.]

Pleased to meet you as well, Colonel.

[never heard of him maybe he was new or something and then died.]

...You do not.

[he's a good man...]

Sorry, I must have heard wrong. My apologizes, Lt. Colonel.

[And he salutes as well.]

[Archer is actually not racist! The only reason he hates Scar is because that jackass killed Kimbley. He won't be mentioning your skintone though; after all, it's possible you're just half-Ishballan.]

[...And yes, he will be calling it Ishbal, thank you.]

At ease. This world isn't connected to ours; you don't need to bother with the formalities.

[Still, he's looking like the smuggest douche in the world right now.]

I take it you just arrived?

[Well Kimbley was a little bitch so he deserved it. And p.s. he's a quarter douchecanoe.]

Very well.

[So he'll go back to how he was standing.]

As far as I can tell, yes. I don't know how long I was resting, however.

[ Have a salute back. He's not cocky enough to think that news of his death would reach so far as Briggs, so that doesn't even register as a possibility as to why you're so surprised to hear his name. ]

You've just arrived, I take it?

[Well it technically didn't, it was one time when he came down to central that he heard.]

Today. How long have you been here, Lt. Colonel?

Have you read through the materials in your bag? What about your... Pokémon? The creature that was in the red and white ball? Succeeding in this world requires you to use these creatures to battle.

[It's like commanding your own little army!]

...Yes, I am well aware. I have already read through everything and was simply looking for personal experience.

[and you love that.]

Hmm, lets see... must be about two months now!

What creature were you given?

[Oh of course he loves it. He also loves researching these Pokémon! Because Archer is a nerd, end of story.]

[...oh, this. This is priceless. Oh my god this is priceless hang on hang on clearly there is going to be a troll in the goddamn dungeon tonight]

My, my - it seems we really are getting the entire lot of you nowadays. It's been a while, wouldn't you say?

But even so, allow me to assure you that the Ishvalan fugitive hasn't been seen in this place; even if he had, he remains my prey for the hunting, as it were.

[Oh hell no. Nu-uh. You couldn't pay him to spend any more time with this man. After all, they aren't home.

However...]

Not long enough, Kimblee.

Things have changed. He's no longer the prey. He is under my lead now.

[lala. he will be as civil as he can be even though he wants to bash your head in some days.]

...Two months. And you haven't seen home once?

I believe it's called a Spheal.

[biggest nerd ever but Miles will probably be interested too.]

[Oh, don't you oh hell no me.]

Well, that is new - although given how we parted, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, should I?

[Yeah, he's still not too pleased about that attempt to snipe him; ah, well. At least you put on a nice display for him with the Drachman army. Nice job breaking it, Briggs!]

[is your name solf j. kimblee? if so, oh hello no comes right away with a side of knee you in the groin.]

No. You should not be.

[Hey, it was necessary, you are a crazy asshole. And oh be quiet.]

If Scar appears, you are to leave him alone, Kimblee. He will be with me.

Oh, but you don't know that, actually - it's entirely possible that he might not be.

Or has no one informed you of how time works around here?

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First Tactic | Voice

fucking video, man

the fuck is video

Can you see his face? This is a video. Geeze, man... gotta pick up faster

WHAT EVER BEND OVER.

idk, with that slow reaction time of yours, you wouldn't be able to keep up, dude

[VIDEO] - FOREVER

I SAID BEND OVER

... nah...

[VIDEO] - RIVER.

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE

[VIDEO] - ROOD

[VIDEO] - DEAL WITH IT

... betch pls

i will cut you at the legs

[VIDEO] - MEANIE

[VIDEO] - W/E U LUB ME

whatevs

[VIDEO] - WELL DUH

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ugh oh you

[VIDEO] - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT

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